RABBITS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN PANCAKE SYRUP
Why the fuck do you think rabbits who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.
And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate with you and can only wish upon you the most the most painful and awful death imaginable.
I just want to point out that no one is forcing the rabbit into the pancakes
No one pushed them in the damn thing
In fact it fully appears to be eating them by its own damn self
calm the hell down, pancakes is not the damn same as pancakes
Its just a rabbit making a mistake and it’s fucking funny
It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that rabbit at gunpoint fucking christ
Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a rabbit. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a rabbit would never just eat something like pancakes. They’ll rarely consume water.
But say that your idiotic theory is correct.
Say it did actually eat them.
That animal still probably died.
Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that rabbit was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?
And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.
yaLL there are CHILDREN on here who think this is LEGIT dont subject a new generation to the chocolate parrot discourse
Maybe that’s why I built
the walls massive and secure
and the trenches so deep,
maybe that is why I was hesitant
to let you in.
Because;
The first time I met the ocean,
he waved to me,
then pulled me in-
ankles first
and heart second.
The first time I met the moon-
I mean the first time I really saw it
glistening in the sky
and kissing the stars-
I fell for him too.
The first time I met the mountain-tops
with their vast glorious peaks,
they captivated me like nothing else,
and I felt myself entertaining a new passion
for their immense beauty.
I thought all that was enough-
I didn’t think I needed more
But then,
I met you.
and the first time I met you
your deep ocean eyes wrapped me up like a high tide,
your glistening smile created this instant demand for your lips,
and when you did kiss me-
they brought me to heights mountains couldn’t touch.
The first time I met you;
I saw myself
falling again
for the last time.