17 year old fangirl of all trades! 
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bbg100:
“ imsecretslime:
“ silver-tongues-blog:
“ imsecretslime:
“  That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
RABBITS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT PANCAKES
RABBITS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN PANCAKE SYRUP
Why the fuck do you think...

bbg100:

imsecretslime:

silver-tongues-blog:

imsecretslime:

That is not funny

That is not cute

It is animal abuse

RABBITS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT PANCAKES

RABBITS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN PANCAKE SYRUP

Why the fuck do you think rabbits who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason. 

You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that. 

And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate with you and can only wish upon you the most the most painful and awful death imaginable.

I just want to point out that no one is forcing the rabbit into the pancakes

No one pushed them in the damn thing

In fact it fully appears to be eating them by its own damn self

calm the hell down, pancakes is not the damn same as pancakes

Its just a rabbit making a mistake and it’s fucking funny

It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that rabbit at gunpoint
fucking christ

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a rabbit. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a rabbit would never just eat something like pancakes. They’ll rarely consume water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually eat them.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that rabbit was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

yaLL there are CHILDREN on here who think this is LEGIT dont subject a new generation to the chocolate parrot discourse 

I fall in love
so easily.

Maybe that’s why I built
the walls massive and secure 
and the trenches so deep,
maybe that is why I was hesitant
to let you in.


Because;


The first time I met the ocean,
he waved to me,
then pulled me in-
ankles first
and heart second.


The first time I met the moon-
I mean the first time I really saw it 
glistening in the sky 
and kissing the stars-
I fell for him too.


The first time I met the mountain-tops 
with their vast glorious peaks,
they captivated me like nothing else,
and I felt myself entertaining a new passion 
for their immense beauty.


I thought all that was enough-
I didn’t think I needed more


But then,
I met you.


and the first time I met you
your deep ocean eyes wrapped me up like a high tide,
your glistening smile created this instant demand for your lips,
and when you did kiss me-
they brought me to heights mountains couldn’t touch.


The first time I met you;
I saw myself
falling again
for the last time.

By SNM (via thelovelylittlepoet)

Reblogged from sydcho  104,876 notes

Aliens but they take shit too seriously

abbiegoth:

cynicaldeino:

pipermccloud:

onceuponaphan-lockedtardis:

capri-sunqueen:

thereisnoneedtocallmesir:

spacefaringviking:

ate-wapakels69:

Human: the day i run a marathon is the day i die.

Alien: *makes note to keep human away from marathons*

Weeks later

Human: Just got back from a marathon!

Alien: *SCREECH*

Human: Dude, when you hear this you’ll shit bricks!

Alien: *Eye tendrils flex* I-i-i’d prefer if you wouldnt tell me, thank you.

Human when it is hot: “I will fucking fight the sun”

Alien: “Please don’t. And you know that that isn’t possible”

-

Human: “If you say that one more time I will kill you”

Alien: “REQUESTING BACK UP, THE HUMAN WANT TO KILL EACH OTHER, I DON’T KNOW WHY”

-

Human: “Quit scaring me like that, you gave me a heart attack”

Alien: “Why aren’t you going to the hospital yet?”

“Oh god when I show my parents my report card they are going to kill me!!!”

“CONTROL CENTRE YES WE NEED ALL EYES ON THE HUMAN’S BIRTHLINGS I THINK THEY ARE PLANNING A HOMICIDE-”

I laughed waaayyyy too hard at the ‘eye tendrils twitching’

“Its raining cats and dogs!”

“I don’t see any of your domesticated animals falling from the sky..” 

“I could eat a horse.”

“But, that doesn’t seem possible due to proportional differences.”

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